No, that's not a spelling mistake, I didn't mean "holy". Nor did I mean "wholly" (not least because that would make the sentence incomplete). I do actually mean holey, as in having a hole. Yes, dear readers, I have a hernia.
There's a hole in my abdomen, dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in my abdomen, dear Liza, a hole.For the uninitiated, a hernia is basically a hole in the muscle wall where the tissues and/or organs contained within are allowed to poke through and become strangulated. It's unclear as to when or how I sustained this impairment, but I first noticed it about a month ago as a pain underneath my belly button that didn't go away on its own. I paid a visit to my GP, who identified it as an umbilical hernia, and sent me packing to Bath Royal United Hospital for confirmation from a surgeon. Thankfully I was still able to drive. Otherwise it would have been a very long walk.(more…)