penguinJust look at its beady, shifty eyes.  What secrets does it hide?  What is it plotting?  I daren’t turn my back on it, just in case.

This is no irrational fear.  We have a penguin in the bathroom, who tries to charge me rent.  Honest.  Penguins cannot be trusted, I tell you.

There is overwhelming evidence supporting my claim, too.  Just look at such documentaries as The Wrong Trousers and The Simpsons.  Proof positive that penguins are up to no good.  Don’t be fooled by their black-and-white appearance, or taken in by their oh-so-cute fluffy chicks – give them an inch and they’ll swim all over you.

You have been warned.

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Phill · 11 March 2009 at 2:44 pm

No thanks, I already have a penguin.

Wait, what?

Sarah · 11 March 2009 at 3:48 pm

*is scared*
*and not just of the penguin*

Dad · 11 March 2009 at 4:24 pm

Wait, is it a penguin or is it a chicken? Check The Wrong Trousers again carefully and then see if the penguin in the bathroom is wearing a rubber glove on its head. If it is, then you may need to worry about chicken pies instead (different film).

Phill · 12 March 2009 at 2:17 pm

Should probably point out, Matthew, that your links currently point to #mce_temp_url#! 🙂

Matthew · 12 March 2009 at 3:26 pm

Well spotted, eagle-eyes Phill. That was Safari 4 not coping with WordPress. So I’ve fixed it in trusty old Firefox.

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