Formal Apology

This is a formal apology to Ellie for the events of Saturday 11th June, where I unfairly attacked her with squirty cream. This was a pre-emptive strike to counter her plotting to get me in a bath of beans on the 12th. However, thankfully I was not subjected to this fate, and as a result my revenge was without justification. I thus publically apologise and hope that she can see it in her heart not to kill me….

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