This week I lowered myself to the level of ordinary mankind, abandoned my sense of dignity and individuality, and signed myself up to Facebook. Only to discover that all my friends were already there; it was just me that had been left behind. I soon began to see what all the fuss was about, however, as I began systematically trawling through lists of names, finding people I knew and making them my friends, stealing from other people’s lists and prying into their personal lives in the process. I shall turn this Facebook on itself, and with it take over the world. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha….
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